Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Complacency

Me being quiet doesn't mean I condone what you are doing.


Go overboard and I will take you down.

No holds barred.

You know who you are.

The most expensive oil painting in the world

Monday, March 08, 2010

Optimism

For the teenager who is not doing dishes but is watching TV, because
that Means he is at home and not on the streets.

For the taxes that I pay, because it means that I am employed.

For the mess to clean after a party, because it means that I have been
surrounded by friends.

For the clothes that fit a little too snug, because it means I have
enough to eat.

For my shadow that watches me work, because it means I am out in the
sunshine.

For a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters
that need fixing, because it means I have a home.

For all the complaining I hear about the government, because it means
that we have freedom of speech.

For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot, because
it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with
transportation.

For my huge heating bill, because it means I am warm.

For the lady behind me in church that sings off key, because it means
that I can hear.

For the pile of laundry and ironing, because it means I have clothes to
wear.

For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day, because it
means I have been capable of working hard.

For the alarm that goes of in the early morning hours, because it means
that I am alive.

And finally.......

For too much e-mail, because it means I have friends who are thinking
of me. -)

I wish you all have a very good day!

Monday, November 16, 2009

Back in Kuching

I have finished my exams and back in Kuching!


Yay!

Very little updates from now till the end of the month. Duty calls.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Joke

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races.

However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER’S ASS SHOWS

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER’S ASS OUT IN FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER’S ASS

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. Next day the headline read: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR $10.00

The Bishop was buried the next day.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Nice numberplate in KL

Click to enlarge

Yeah, I know what you are thinking...WTF right?

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Starting last doesn't mean finishing last

I don't follow horseraces but this particular one caught my attention.



This race was held at the 2009 Breeders' Cup Classic and the horse in focus is Zenyatta, with yellow numbering and her jockey in green.

She stumbled out of the starting gate and was dead last for the better part of the race. But at the finishing straight, she had a burst of speed and became the first female horse to win the Breeders' Cup Classic.

Simply amazing.

Monday, November 09, 2009

Clandestine operation




I don't know what you are trying to do but I seriously hope it backfires on you big time.

 
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